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25 Free Sexy-Ass Web Banners on Display
There’s one thing that i know is universally true about human beings: people love free shit. They’ll take anything if it’s free – it doesn’t matter what it is. Say the word “free”, even under your...
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Searching for Felicks Wolski
I have a Dropbox account, which if you’re not familiar, is a file sharing account for really big attachments. Standard email is to envelope, as Dropbox is to dump truck. Get it? Anyways, I signed up...
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Life in the Express Lane
I’m a painter by trade, so that’s what I’m busy doing when I’m not pretending to be a writer or a graphic artist. I’m not gonna front and say that it’s my dream job, but that definitely doesn’t mean...
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There’s Nothing Worse Than That Moment When…
Life is funny. It seems to always find creative ways of throwing metaphorical curveballs at your face the same day that you metaphorically got your braces installed. I’m talking about those “oh no,...
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The Real Meaning Behind Inspirational Pinterest Posters.
I might get myself into a heap a shit today with the some of you this morning, BUT! Just another routine day at the office… Today it’s time to do some ball-busting, and those cheeseball inspirational...
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LAP Featured on WordPress News
For the first time ever, this is not a spoof LAP news announcement: The entire Long Awkward Pause cast is being featured on WordPress News today, so please join us for an insightful interview into the...
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Stepping in a Huge Pile of ‘Should’
Good Sunday Morning. I should probably be in Church right now absolving my sins, but I have to clean and stuff. See what I did there? You probably missed the keyword in the second sentence unless you...
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Blog Hop: The Most Outlandish Anxiety Tale Ever Told
Have you ever had one of those moments where suddenly, out of nowhere, you felt really nervous for absolutely no reason? Maybe, like, you’re standing in line at the grocery store, staring at someone’s...
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The Blog Hop Starts Here!!!
In case you missed the Blog Hop backstory, you can read about it HERE. The goal was to demonstrate that an episode of either Anxiety or Depression can in fact have an application: awesome, and...
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Cigarette Tourette’s
I am a smoker. And, if there were enough hours in the day I’d probably smoke a carton. I’d smoke four at a time – lighting fresh ones with butts – blowing smoke rings out of my nose. I’d blow it in...
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